the-sighs-of-sunset:

injuries-in-dust:

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you’d also adopt that little noodle! ✋

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

supermonkeyball:

i wish i had enough social media influence to encourage people to call the miami-dade offices, specifically their post office, and demand that the 27% of missing mail ballots be counted, seeing as miami-dade could flip all of florida blue, and then change the outcome of the entire election

How to Summon… A New Dublin Bus Route?

sraithpics:

So this “Gaelic summoning spell” in Buffy the Vampire slayer actually reads “A special bus route will open in Dublin today despite reports that it may cause traffic congestion as a result” followed by more info about the new route.😂

underfanworld:

crys-at-acorns:

acefandom103:

amaronith:

battlships:

ripstikkid:

brunhiddensmusings:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

dimetrodone:

ratcoded:

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

Undocked unrestrained

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being

pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood

goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal

chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

verdigrisfizzle:

“Ah, the UK. Always the bridesmaid.”

— Graham Norton, on the UK’s record number of 2nd places.

ahphrobites:

mattthegoat:

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors:

grizzlydyke:

onyourleftbooob:

fangirlandproudofit:

onyourleftbooob:

add your own!!

Blaine deciding to transfer from his elite private school to some nowheresville public school so he could be with his boyfriend and his parents were never even mentioned

when tina knocked her head on the bottom of a fountain and woke up as rachel

i have never seen a single episode of glee and im about 90% sure yall are just fucking with me at this point

@melchiorgabor

when mr shue framed finn by putting drugs in his locker and making a surprise inspection to blackmail him into joining glee club after watching him singing in the shower?

No one gonna mention the time Rachel tricked that poor innocent girl into going to a crackhouse to audition because she was jealous?